Samantha Ronson Says She Will Marry Lindsay Lohan

September 11th, 2008 Lindsay LohanTags: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s gal pal Samantha Ronson says she will marry Lohan in the next six month, telling clubbers at top LA hotel Chateau Marmont, that, “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson,” The Sun reported.

So, in the next six months, Ronson will be Mrs Lohan? I don’t know about this; I’m from a different culture; so who cares about my personal opinion.

And furthermore, if that is to be the case, then let them live life the way they want to live it.

Lohan told Marie Claire of her relationship with Lohan that, “I am very happy. She is a fantastic person who has a great influence on everyone around her.”

Okay then. Lohan is happy, Ronson is happy. That is all that matters. Both of them are already planning to raise a baby, with Lohan considering getting the help of one her former boyfriends to do the necessary.

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Raise Baby With Samantha Ronson

September 8th, 2008 Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan, according to News of the World, wants to raise a baby with gal pal Samantha Ronson.

But she wants a natural birth and has discussed with Ronson on the possibility of enlisting the help of one of her former boyfriends.

Well, there are two things… the help can be in direct male input, as News of the World puts it.

It can also in the form of an indirect input, such as through whatever scientific means to make it happen.

The report did not indicate whether Ronson had any objection to Lindsay’s plans to get help from her ex.

On the contrary, News of the World quoted a source close to the couple as saying that, “Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby.

“She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

Commentary: It’s Best That Michael Lohan and Daughter Lindsay Sever Ties

September 1st, 2008 Lindsay LohanTags: Lindsay Lohan

At the foot of Mount Kinabalu, the highest mountain on Borneo Island, there exists a village called Lohan.

It’s a laid back village, the weather is not too warm nor humid because of its high elevation, and the natives are going through their lives in a less hurried manner than their urban counterparts.

Half a way around the globe, in the land of dreams and the free, a father and daughter are at war — Michael Lohan and daughter Lindsay.

Long-drawn out war

The battle has been going on for years with Michael being accused of trying to benefit from Lindsay’s popularity, and Lindsay making no effort to hide her dislikes at his father’s “interference” in her life.

The war escalated last week when Michael likened Lindsay’s relationship with gal pal, laptop DJ Samantha Ronson, as “toxic” and that Ronson was a “parasite” out to take advantage of Lindsay to advance her own career.

Of the relationship, Michael said he didn’t think it was sexual, neither did he think that Lindsay was a lesbian.

“Absolutely not,” he said in a FoxNews report. “She dated guys her whole life, she has a relationship with Sam and it’s a friendship because she’s been hurt by so many guys in the past maybe she kind of walked away and found solace and companionship in a girl.”

[Lindsay and Ronson. Picture Source]

A truce that never was

There was a truce between the two, reports say, following the death of Richard Lohan, Lindsay’s paternal grandfather on Thursday, Aug 28.

Michael Lohan told E! News that Lindsay had reached out to him and sent a text message, saying, “Now papa has found peace and maybe we can find peace in our lives, too.”

Not true, Lindsay shot back. AP reported that the 22-year-old actress lashed out at Michael in a MySpace blog entry posted Thursday, calling him a “public embarrassment” and a “bully”.

“If you have something to say to me, say it to my face — that’s what I have believed my whole life — don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world,” she wrote in Featured Celebrity Blog.

“I hope he uses this time to keep mourn the loss of his father, rather than taking the time to talk to the media about me or anyone in my life.”

Beyond repair

“His father”. These two words are heavily-laden with finality. And with that, the two had just crossed the point of no return in the father-daughter relationship.

Well, then. It’s sad but I guess, it’s best that the father let his daughter go without saying anymore words about her and let her live the life the way she wants it.

It is best that the two severe ties and move on with their respective lives.

The Lohans of Borneo

Back in the village named Lohan on Borneo Island, the natives are toiling their land, planting vegetables and tending their orchard and cattle.

They have never heard of any Lohans other than their village’s name.

Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Photos Among The Most Viewed?

June 1st, 2008 Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan’s nude photos, published in the New York magazine in February this year, imitating Marilyn Monroe, is still among the most viewed pictures on the Internet.

The photo shoot was done by Bert Stern, the man who photographed Monroe in 1962.

Stern recreated the photo shoot, with Lohan as the model, but many are not impressed by her mimicking of Monroe.

“Give me a break already! There is no way she even remotely resembles the fab Ms Monroe! Not even on a bad day (for Marilyn),” writes a commentator, mayaderen, in the comment section of Daily News’ gossip section.

“This is an insult to Marilyn Monroe. Whether you approved of her or not, she oozed Sex Appeal. Lohan is a joke — a movie teeny-bopper who hasn’t made the transition to adult and the way she’s going — never will,” says another who goes by the name of jojocat.